My Life as of Late

I know its been a long time since I've written and so for the two people who read my blog (whitney and natalie) I am updating so you can know what exactly is going on in my life.
#1 Am still single, and haven't been asked out on a date in like 4 weeks. But I still have hope because my mother once told me "maybe...someday...someone will love you like I do", thanks mom.
#2 Im going to fail my first physics test. And Im going to have to hire a tutor because I have no idea what is going on in the class, and it seems everyone but me knows the secrets of physics.
#3 I have come to the realization that there is a possibility that Im never going to graduate, and if I do graduate that I will never get into grad school. Pretty much I have reached the high of my life and now Im going to die a fat virgin working at a eating disorder clinic.
#4 I have lost my mexican tan. Now all I can think about is mexico and wish everyday that I was back there being told daily that "you are my very own personal jlo" and "dang girl".
#5 I want to be living in LA.
#6 I went to a flag football game and I was the only girl there that didnt have a significant other. embarrassing.

Basically my future is dim, but I'm still kicking and finding joy in the little things. Like eating ice cream alone on a Wednesday night in preparation of failing my test.